pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
