Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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