I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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