if i can run in heels then i can drive
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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