i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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