sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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