everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
