No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
