i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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