is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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