so that wasnt chicken after all
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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