Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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