Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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