you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She told me I should be a condom model.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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