Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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