i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
