They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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