well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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