You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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