A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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