i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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