dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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