Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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