She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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