Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
