my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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