Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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