Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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