love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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