So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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