Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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