i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
