reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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