i don't like sucking hair
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I could fuck to npr.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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