we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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