So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
