Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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