you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
