Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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