i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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