You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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