He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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