did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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