PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
