i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
