They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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