Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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