More tranny stories later!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
