The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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