That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Terrible idea I love it
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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