remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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