were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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