I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
its not stalking. its research.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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