Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
MIDGETS
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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