So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
accomplished twins. life is a go
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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